It's been a while since I updated you on Scunthorpe United. Did you know they got promoted? Well, they did. Now they're in the Championship, which is the old Second [...]

Did you watch that? The FA Cup, no less. Between the two greatest teams in England. Chelsea and Manchester United. No less. The very best. Wasn't that the greatest load [...]

Just to bring you up to date on the Scunthorpe United situation. Scunthorpe are now 9 points (that's right: nine) clear of their nearest rivals at the top of the [...]

After a powerful 2-0 win against Swansea, Scunthorpe United charge into a six-point lead over their nearest rival, Oldham. This is great news for Scunthorpe and for all right-thinking people [...]

The Scunts are now top of the table. After the weekend's results, Scunthorpe United are now on 49 points and Oldham are just behind them on 48, but with a [...]

Now, fair play to the Scunts for making a liar out of me. Last week I was taking the piss out of them for their disgraceful defeat at the hands [...]

Jesus, you know I have to admit, the bums put it up to Villa tonight. But for a flukey penalty, Villa wouldn't have gone home with a result. And our [...]

The bums were at home to Cheltenham, and heading for another miserable nil-all draw, when our own Andy Keogh popped up in the 90th minute to bang in the winner. [...]

Scunthorpe United beat Port Vale 3-0, hoisting themselves up to 17th place in the table. As usual, the great Billy Sharp banged in a couple of goals, and to be [...]

Scunthorpe United are now second last. If the last team in the league, Rotherham, hadn't started with a ten-point penalty, Scunthorpe would be at the very bottom of the table. [...]