And you thought nuns never caught anyone by the bollocks? Don't forget, it's your money. Locating a children's hospital

It isn't. No human could. Home safe, but. Last night was. We all. Party-time. Knackered Bath. Bed. Tomorrow. OK?

Right. I don't want to be too specific about this so I'll only give you a hint. Did I get a ticket for the first ever [tag]rugby[/tag] match between Ireland [...]

You can ignore this post. This post is connected to Red Cardinal's optimisation offer to all nominees. It contains the few bits and pieces of information he asked for and [...]

I've been thinking about these anonymous posts. Some have been reasonably intelligent and some have been completely brainless. I don't want to switch off anonymous posting if I can help [...]

Big weekend coming up now for the Scunts. Here's the table: Last game played on Tuesday 26th December 2006 Pld   Home   Away   Overall   Pts GD   [...]

It says NO!!

Fucking Scunthorpe are really pissing me off now, the cunts. They lost 3-1 to fucking Blackpool last week when they had a chance to gain a further three points on [...]

What do you make of that guy who's been arrested? Is he a fantasist or the real thing? Personally, I tend to lean towards the fantasist theory, but I could [...]

I was driving past a building site the other day with the Bullet, and I had a Father Moment. Look there, Bullet, I said. You see those huge bags all [...]