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		<title>Paddy&#039;s Mandocaster</title>
		<link>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/04/paddys-mandocaster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 20:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I must show you something, said Wrinkly Paddy and leapt up from his chair. Look at this! he exclaimed, pulling something out of a bag. I got it last week. I reached out and took it. It&#039;s a guitar, I told him. A very small electric guitar. A child&#039;s electric guitar, in fact. With that, <a href='http://bocktherobber.com/2007/04/paddys-mandocaster/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Friends of the Earth</title>
		<link>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/04/friends-of-the-earth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sitting out the back with my neighbour Jimbo the other night, relaxing by the light from a pile of old tyres we were burning. Jesus, said Jimbo, this is the life. Indeed it is, I agreed. Slosh another gallon of diesel on that fire there. Right, says Jimbo. I&#039;ll just throw on some <a href='http://bocktherobber.com/2007/04/friends-of-the-earth/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Saint Bock&#039;s Gospel</title>
		<link>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/04/saint-bocks-gospel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[KLAKK-KLONKK!! Another shell slid into the breech of the Roman-built MkXIII Praetor assault cannon. KLANKK! The noise echoed off the cold stone walls of the cave. Too loud. Goddamn ! Jesus bit hard on his cigar as he squinted through the crack where the huge round stone blocked the cave&#039;s entrance. Behind him, his hijacked <a href='http://bocktherobber.com/2007/04/saint-bocks-gospel/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Working dogs</title>
		<link>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/working-dogs/</link>
		<comments>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/working-dogs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 22:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I opened the fridge to get something for the dinner and it was &#8211; well, you know the way fridges get when you haven&#039;t cleared them out in about six months. To be truthful, it was fucking minging. There was a smell out of it that would make a shark retch. Shit, I said, I&#039;d <a href='http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/working-dogs/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday to Me</title>
		<link>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/happy-birthday-to-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 00:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus, I&#039;ve just realised. Bock is a year old today. I was exhausted from all the vigorous blogging I do on your behalf, so I took the night off and wandered into town for a drink at my pub of choice. It wasn&#039;t a peaceful journey. As a responsible citizen, I take the bus when <a href='http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/happy-birthday-to-me/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Funerals</title>
		<link>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/funerals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to a funeral tonight. Well, actually, I went to the removal. It always surprises me how many people from outside Ireland visit here, so perhaps I should explain. We have a custom where a person who has died lies in state at the undertaker&#039;s premises, and all his friends, and the friends of <a href='http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/funerals/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Unanswerable Question</title>
		<link>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/the-unanswerable-question/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 23:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I summoned my chief research scientist to my study. Now see here, von Heiligenacht, I told him. I&#039;m determined to solve the toilet seat mystery. We&#039;ll get to the bottom of this if it costs me my entire fortune. Heiligenacht is not a man of many words, and he simply clicked his heels as he <a href='http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/the-unanswerable-question/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bock Nearly Killed</title>
		<link>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/bock-nearly-killed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 22:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine it. Almost dead. Gone. No fucking Bock. The end. What?? Oh, it was nothing really. You see, I have this habit of doing things. I just can&#039;t help it. I have this ability where I&#039;m actually able to do things, you know? I have this man-type thing which involves being actually able to hang <a href='http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/bock-nearly-killed/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bock Storytime Number 1</title>
		<link>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/bock-storytime-number-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thatâ€™s Amore Theyâ€™re calling time when Tommy elbows me Hey, thereâ€™s Jack. You know him? I know him: Big Mâ€™s kid brother. Heâ€™s singing along to Dino with a beer in one hand, a cigarette in the other. Iâ€™m surprised to see him: I heard he was a gigolo in Palm Beach, or got married <a href='http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/bock-storytime-number-1/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>It&#039;s a Client&#039;s World</title>
		<link>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/its-a-clients-world/</link>
		<comments>http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/its-a-clients-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bumped into my lawyer, Gonad the Ballbearian, today. Well Gonad, I said. What are you doing to celebrate International Women&#039;s Day? Doing? he replied, What am I doing? If you have to ask, there&#039;s no point, is there? Eh? What&#039;s that you say, Gonad? You shouldn&#039;t need to ask! What the fuck are you <a href='http://bocktherobber.com/2007/03/its-a-clients-world/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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