I'm so distraught at the thought of Ireland coming last in the Eurovision Song Contest that I'm unable to see my keyboard through the tears. Instead, I've asked one of [...]

Suppose you woke up one morning and discovered you were a brutal dictator. Never mind how it happened – maybe aliens caused it or it was by magic. One day, [...]

Amazingly, I actually made it out for a pint, but only to the local pub with Jimbo. A good walk, which is probably as well since we both need the [...]