I see that fat fuck, Goncalo Amaral, was finally sacked from the McCann case. This serial abuser, who would rather torture the McCanns than do any real work, has finally [...]

Much was made during the week about Kate and Gerry McCann being named as arguidos, or official suspects. Before that, you might recall, the Portuguese police declared a totally innocent [...]

They've arrested the Pope, muttered Gonad the Ballbearian. What's that?  I looked up from my escritoire and removed my meerschaum.  The devil you say! The Pope, he said.  You know.  [...]

I wasn't going to write about this. I just wasn't because it doesn't bear thinking about, but in the last few days the whole thing has become insane, and you [...]

I'm not going to say much about this, and I'm certainly not going to join in that new and ugly trend: condemnation of the parents. I'm horrified by the smug [...]