Warped priorities

Why Monica got so much money

In yet another government mishap, Minister Martin Cullen today walked away from almost certain death when a door blew off the military helicopter in which he was travelling. Army sources [...]

Slackhammer, Knobb and Poultice Attorneys-at-Law ======================== Dear Mister TheRobber, We act for Minister Martin Cullen's cock (referred to hereinafter as the elected member). Having examined recent articles published by you, [...]

See? And they laughed at me for being such a big fan of Stargate! Ha! I bet they're sniggering on the other side of their faces now that scientists have [...]