Now look. It's like this. We travelled to Llanelli in high hope, and we were beaten fair and square by a team who were better on the night. We have [...]

I was hoping to bring some kind of semi-coherent report of the Wales trip, but to be completely honest with you, I'm still shattered from it, emotionally and physically. I'm [...]

They murdered us. The scoreline does no justice to a team who outplayed Munster in every aspect of the game. Llanelli were outstanding and they walked all over us right [...]

Munster play Llanelli tomorrow evening in the quarter final of the European Rugby Cup. We're going by road, which means that Bullet and myself have to get up at four [...]

Bleat-Bleat!! Wha — ? Bleat-Bleat!! Ungnnhh? Bleat-Bleat!! I shook myself awake. What the – ? Had I been dreaming? No. It was Philip, my electric sheep-butler. It opened its jaw [...]

I had just fired my final Magnum 44 round at the last surviving critter and drained the last of the Wild Turkey when the phone rang. ring ring ring crash! [...]