Slackhammer, Knobb and Poultice Attorneys-at-Law ======================== Dear Mister TheRobber, We act for Minister Martin Cullen's cock (referred to hereinafter as the elected member). Having examined recent articles published by you, [...]

I was thinking there, you know, after that Monica Leech business, what other construction – apart from sipping his Coke – could be put on a newspaper article that said [...]