I will have no tolerance for any financial institution which seeks to exploit competitive advantage from this guarantee, said Brian Lenihan, our Finance Minister. Oh really? said Irish Nationwide.  Well [...]

-  Ring-ring ring-ring ring-ringity-ring -  Hello.  Minister for Finance speaking. -  Oh, hello there.  My name is Bock, a very minor thief indeed. -  Yes? -  Yeah, look, I was [...]

The phone rang.  It was Limehouse Dick, and he was worried.  I could hear him sweating. Northern Rock, he said.  They're in trouble. Yes, I said. I know.  In fact [...]

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