Have you any idea what's going on over there? I'll admit openly that I can't figure it out, and even if I tried, you'd see through me in a second. [...]

The Luis Suarez incident has raised interesting questions about racism and also about cultural differences.  Suarez referred to his diminutive Manchester United opponent Patrice Evra as a negrito and still can't [...]

Liverpool isn't appealing Luis Suarez's 8-match ban for referring to Manchester United's Patrice Evra as negrito. But at the same time, neither Liverpool nor Suarez have issued an apology.  Liverpool [...]

The England captain, John Terry, has been accused  of racial abuse against Anton Ferdinand. I don't accept it. The evidence is flimsy and would not, in my view, withstand forensic legal [...]

Spain, Italy and Croatia, you say? Well, that's all right then.  For a while there, I thought we'd be facing real opposition.    

That's it, they're telling us.  It's all wrapped up and we have one foot on the plane to Poland, but do you know what? I might reserve judgement until the [...]

The Republic get to play Estonia.  Jammy fuckers.

Well done Ireland. After Cox handles the ball, the Armenian keeper is sent off. Remember all those complaints about Thierry Henry? More bullshit.    

You couldn't make it up.  This shit writes itself.

Contrasts in style