Have you any idea what's going on over there?
I'll admit openly that I can't figure it out, and even if I tried, you'd see through me in a second. What the fuck do you know about soccer, Bock? you'd say.
Nothing, I'd have to answer. Not one thing. I was a shit soccer player as a youth, and I know absolutely nothing about the game, although of course, just like everyone else, I love to play it.
But what matter? So what if I have three left feet? I can still be baffled by all this talk of bungs and bonuses, can't I?
'Arry got a wad of dosh, innit? And 'Arry stuck the dosh in a Swiss account, like, innit. Fackin Monaco bank account, know wot I mean? An account wot he called after 'is fackin dog, innit. 'Ere, Rosie 47. Good girl!
Redknapp and his boss, Milan Mandaric, were today cleared by a British court of tax evasion, leaving 'Arry free to bid for the top job as England gaffer, vacated by a happy coincidence on the very same day. What a strange thing that Fabio Capello should bid the FA Vaffanculo! and leave his £6 million-per-annum job just as 'Arry becomes unassailable. After three attempts to pin some sort of wrongdoing on him, and after spending £20 million or more in the failure, it's hard to imagine any inner London rozzer persuading his boss to try again.
We got 'im bang to rights this time, Guv.
Leave it aht. It ain't gonna 'appen, is it?
Why's 'at Guv?
Oh my dear Gawd!
No. 'Arry could pull the second Great Train Robbery now and the Old Bill would look the other way, so Fabio walks away with the rest of his six mill, and maybe a little sweetener for fucking off without a fight, while 'Arry gets in the frame to land the big job
Capello knows England aren't good enough to win the Euro Finals in June/July so he got out when the going was good.
He probably thought i've brought this side as far as it will go so why bother hanging around for the Euro's when he will be slaughtered by the over the top English media!!