Comments on: Bock Injured

By: cursing jack

cursing jack — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:19:10 +0000

Cursing Jack said if you cleaned the side of your house you wouln't have falling .Hello from cursing Jack up in mulgrave street tonight.

By: unstranger

unstranger — Fri, 22 May 2009 18:53:44 +0000

Do you think BOCK that perhaps your post on 'had one of his falls' was maybe a touch of that ethereal and elusively ephemeral prescience?

Or are you a victim of this blog? You know, where the writer unwittingly cedes control of all of one's life's happenings by unconsciously signing on the dotted line in blood while oblivious to the dangers inherent?

Almost like a Hitchcockian moment even!

By: The Geek

The Geek — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:59:17 +0000

Noo, ay'll jest be gettin oot de pipes and readyin de lament, "Sergeant McKenzie"'ll dae,
Fer those that dinnae noo it…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3a_7242Lc,

Altogether noo.. "Laaaay me doooon…."

By: The Bolted Nut

The Bolted Nut — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:52:24 +0000

Abdul – your tactics are too crude for Bock. What I suggest is that Bock should contact each of his offspring, neices, nephews and beloved first cousins, and arrange with each in turn to drive him to his solicitors' office to make his 'last' will. Swear each one to secrecy, and ask them to remain in the car – because – a beneficiary can't witness a signature on a will, which you will explain to them. This will take about a fortnight to get through them all individually. The solicitor won't care in the least how often Bock changes the will.
From then on, you will be showered with lavish care and attention from all sides, for the rest of your days. Your moat will be cleaned assiduously and your ducks will get a new island every month.

Leave it all to whoeverthefuck after that, remember I want the mixer and the table saw.

Nuts

By: Abdul

Abdul — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:45:35 +0000

T'is only a matter of time before the kids start suggesting that they want to take you for a drive: "we never go anywhere as a family anymore, " they'll sigh, adding, "do you want to come for a "spin" down – the – country", a euphemism for the fucking "quare place". Hide your credit cards, make a will, provisionally leave everything to the Tom cat. Let them know that you have done this and remind them that if you wake up in a white washed ward full of grey haired banshees – who for some reason imagine their in Tesco's – and Daniel O'Donnell is playing in the background, Tom gets all the loot. That'll put manners on em.

A speedy recovery to you meantime.

By: savannah

savannah — Thu, 21 May 2009 03:11:16 +0000

*sigh* i know how y'all feel, sugar! xoxoxo it'll pass eventually

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 21 May 2009 00:33:59 +0000

Nothing wrong with badder.

However, quotes of Mariah Carey and Dan Fogelberg might well make your life worse.

By: some1lovesU

some1lovesU — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:14:29 +0000

So nice to see that so many of your readers care enough about you to offer comfort (just wonder, though – how many people would have done so if you hadn't asked?). Especially Jane's appreciation post.

Express appreciation – before it's too late. Like Joni Mitchell sang: "You don't know what you've got till it's gone". And like Dan Fogelberg's song "Leader of the Band", written about and for his father before he left this world. Or Mariah Carey singing "You and I" at the Stevie Wonder Tribute Concert – with Stevie there to appreciate it in the front row (see them on YouTube).

Hope you heal and feel better soon, Bock. Gotta be more careful in the dock.

Sounds like a really bad accident – but, like you said, it could have been a lot worse. A lot of bad things are like that – helps to be thankful that they weren't badder. (I know that's not a word – just didn't want to use worse again…).

By: Gary Ireland

Gary Ireland — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:04:27 +0000

Bock are you O.K.? We worry about you .

By: Mattgic

Mattgic — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:51:57 +0000

just having a quick look to make sure that the boiler was switched off…. this the same boiler that you were having so many problems with and no end in sight?… serves you right for not telling us it was fixed.