Mar 102009
Here we go. A new outbreak of competing IRAs.
The Real IRA.
The Continuity IRA.
What next? The Reduced-Sugar IRA? The Low-cholesterol IRA? The Luxury IRA, with Added Crispy Bits?
What about the Open-source IRA? Killzilla.
IRA for Windows.
The Unix-based IRA: Uguntu.
IRA Vista. Comes ready-bugged.
Ryanira: the Low-cost killing campaign.
I reckon this idea has a future, especially in a recession. What do you think?
Counterfeit IRA – the biggest barrier to a united island has been violent republicanism. There could have been unity years ago had it not been for the provo psychos and they know it. The problem with unity is that the psychos lose their money and influence and they know it. They are frauds and they know it. Current lot just a new younger version of the old lot and they know it. Counterfeit IRA suits.
"The Gershwin IRA, available to shoot up weddings, birthdays and barmitzvahs in a groovy jazz beat. Get the big guns out for your special day!"
While engaged in a conversation along similar lines last night, we came up with the 'badly animated' IRA, for that extra cartoony feel to murder…
NZ-AJB
sad, just truly sad. what makes people want to stay in the dark, live in the past and generally, just not see the world around them as it really is? i used to believe that at the core of every person was goodness. i know that isn't true now. xoxo
I thought about the Cunt-in-you-eh IRA this morning for several whole minutes.
Then I flushed.. and they all went away.
What about the Really Green IRA – lead-free bullets, fair-trade AK47's, ozone-friendly rockets, beatings with clubs from sustainable forests, recycled knee-caps and so on…
Nuts
Recycled kneecaps? Interesting.
savannah, don't give up yet, people are intrinsically good, we really are.
And BOCK, good stuff.
Sadly history repeats itself. Living in Belfast in the seventies we had the Banana Republican Army. They specialised in shouting blessings at people and attacking them with holy water bombs.
Continuity Announcer IRA, to apologise for bombs going off without warning on the grounds that they are having a few technical problems.
Following on from Backhander, the Banana Split Republican Army (four of them make a bunch and so do many more)
And Low-tar IRA (Slogan: "With a Marlboro Light in one hand and a ballot box in the other")
I.R.A.B., the Paramilitary Bank. Why rob banks when you can be one, and you can rob the taxpayer but never go to jail! And collecting unpaid debts won't ever be a problem.