Comments on: The Machines Revolt http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:35:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Tommyalltalk http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/comment-page-1/#comment-57286 Tommyalltalk Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:52:41 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt#comment-57286 We'll leave the concrete mixer aside and talk about Bullet.Was there dogs around the same day? If there was then that's the reason he had his hands in his pockets. What am I getting at , you may ask? Well he's afraid of dogs and that's why he had stones in his hands. We'll leave the concrete mixer aside and talk about Bullet.Was there dogs around the same day? If there was then that's the reason he had his hands in his pockets. What am I getting at , you may ask? Well he's afraid of dogs and that's why he had stones in his hands.

]]> By: snookertony http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/comment-page-1/#comment-57227 snookertony Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:33:27 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt#comment-57227 Sorry, that was from me. pressed the submit button too quick... Sorry, that was from me. pressed the submit button too quick…

]]> By: Anonymous http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/comment-page-1/#comment-57226 Anonymous Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:32:02 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt#comment-57226 I know this isn't a competition but this reminds me of the time the brother in law decided to take up hunting. The red jacket, up on a horse, follow the hounds type of hunting. Bought himself a horse box and the biggest hunter you've ever seen. A beautiful horse. Upper legs like Gerti Mueller, built for chasing and jumping and stomping on foxes. Beautiful. Anyway. Coming back from the hunt late one Sunday afternoon, heard a thud and a rattle and a ... quickly pulled in. The poor horse had done a cement mixer. The floor of the box collapsed and our friend had gone to meet his maker. Like Chevy Chases dog, kept up for the first gallop but broke down eventually. God. I'm sorry for telling ye this now. I know this isn't a competition but this reminds me of the time the brother in law decided to take up hunting. The red jacket, up on a horse, follow the hounds type of hunting.
Bought himself a horse box and the biggest hunter you've ever seen. A beautiful horse. Upper legs like Gerti Mueller, built for chasing and jumping and stomping on foxes. Beautiful.
Anyway. Coming back from the hunt late one Sunday afternoon, heard a thud and a rattle and a … quickly pulled in.
The poor horse had done a cement mixer. The floor of the box collapsed and our friend had gone to meet his maker.
Like Chevy Chases dog, kept up for the first gallop but broke down eventually.

God. I'm sorry for telling ye this now.

]]> By: Mule Taker http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/comment-page-1/#comment-57215 Mule Taker Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:29:10 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt#comment-57215 Do I detect a large portion of schadenfreude? Fucking hilarious episode Bock. Do I detect a large portion of schadenfreude?
Fucking hilarious episode Bock.

]]> By: kit ban http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/comment-page-1/#comment-57203 kit ban Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:26:25 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt#comment-57203 I DON'T BELIEVE IT..................................... I DON'T BELIEVE IT……………………………….

]]> By: collsy http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/comment-page-1/#comment-57195 collsy Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:33:18 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt#comment-57195 OMG Bock , i thought i has laughed all i could laugh and then i read formerly's response, and now i am pissing myself laughing, (no pun intended) , but Bock??? how could you let that automobile you so dearly love get to that state of disrepair ????, time to flash the cash hun, and give this banger a good burial i think >>>>?? lol OMG Bock , i thought i has laughed all i could laugh and then i read formerly's response, and now i am pissing myself laughing, (no pun intended) , but Bock??? how could you let that automobile you so dearly love get to that state of disrepair ????, time to flash the cash hun, and give this banger a good burial i think >>>>?? lol

]]> By: Sniffle&Cry http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/comment-page-1/#comment-57188 Sniffle&Cry Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:26:09 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt#comment-57188 And the radiator Bock, did you put eggs and pepper and mending stuff in it. And, oh sweet adolescence , that practised petulance and apocalyptic indignation. So glad it happened to you. Too. And not me. This time. It’s coming soon. To me. I know. BTW The queen should be barred for her insensitivity. And the radiator Bock, did you put eggs and pepper and mending stuff in it.
And, oh sweet adolescence , that practised petulance and apocalyptic indignation.

So glad it happened to you.
Too.
And not me.
This time.
It’s coming soon.
To me.
I know.

BTW The queen should be barred for her insensitivity.

]]> By: Formerly Eliza Dolittle http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/comment-page-1/#comment-57187 Formerly Eliza Dolittle Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:00:25 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt#comment-57187 That was the funniest thing I've read in...forever. My eyes are watering. And you so have my sympathy, because.... This weekend, we go out hunting (no, not Palin style). We arrive to the hunting camp late. It's dark, it's been raining, and everyone is asleep. I really have to piss, and I figure it's too much of a bother (and I've had to pee for two HOURS) to go all the way to our trailer, plug the lights in, and THEN pee outside, so I just go behind the jeep and pee in the grass. So I think. As I am peeing, I feel a stinging sensation. Great! I think, I'm peeing on nettles. So I attempt to stop peeing and standup and move...except I'm not peeing on nettles, no. I don't know what I'm peeing on. It's dark. But something hurts. And you know, slapping yourself while squatting and trying to stop peeing and pulling your pants up in the rain just doesn't fucking work! So as I return rather quickly to the covered area where the fire is, I'm looking to see what is on me. I still think I hit nettles until the bf camly says "baby, you are COVERED in ants". Thousands of the little fuckers. All over me. Shoes. Jeans (which I've now pissed ALL OVER), everything. I'm slapping myself all over to kill them and flinging off my pants - and btw, we're in the middle of a barn with no sides in the middle of a field in the middle of no where at one in the damn morning and thousands of ants are trying to eat me and I think I might have raised my voice just a little as I threw my pants and my shoes somewhere and ran back to the jeep in my underwear and socks frantically slapping myself. It might have even been comical. It is now...five days later. I STILL have itchy ant bites on my ass. little fuckers! That was the funniest thing I've read in…forever. My eyes are watering. And you so have my sympathy, because….

This weekend, we go out hunting (no, not Palin style). We arrive to the hunting camp late. It's dark, it's been raining, and everyone is asleep. I really have to piss, and I figure it's too much of a bother (and I've had to pee for two HOURS) to go all the way to our trailer, plug the lights in, and THEN pee outside, so I just go behind the jeep and pee in the grass.

So I think.

As I am peeing, I feel a stinging sensation. Great! I think, I'm peeing on nettles. So I attempt to stop peeing and standup and move…except I'm not peeing on nettles, no.

I don't know what I'm peeing on. It's dark. But something hurts. And you know, slapping yourself while squatting and trying to stop peeing and pulling your pants up in the rain just doesn't fucking work!

So as I return rather quickly to the covered area where the fire is, I'm looking to see what is on me. I still think I hit nettles until the bf camly says "baby, you are COVERED in ants".

Thousands of the little fuckers. All over me. Shoes. Jeans (which I've now pissed ALL OVER), everything. I'm slapping myself all over to kill them and flinging off my pants – and btw, we're in the middle of a barn with no sides in the middle of a field in the middle of no where at one in the damn morning and thousands of ants are trying to eat me and I think I might have raised my voice just a little as I threw my pants and my shoes somewhere and ran back to the jeep in my underwear and socks frantically slapping myself. It might have even been comical.

It is now…five days later. I STILL have itchy ant bites on my ass.

little fuckers!

]]> By: galwaywegian http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/comment-page-1/#comment-57184 galwaywegian Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:46:54 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt#comment-57184 Or pancake batter. Pancake batter might work. Might even work on the trailor floor if itwas thick enough.......... Or pancake batter. Pancake batter might work. Might even work on the trailor floor if itwas thick enough……….

]]> By: C'est La Craic http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt/comment-page-1/#comment-57176 C'est La Craic Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:49:52 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/the-machines-revolt#comment-57176 Never rains but it pours, eh Bock Never rains but it pours, eh Bock

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