Comments on: Oil Tanker For sale

By: C'est La Craic

C'est La Craic — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:29:25 +0000

-tony
'genuine serious-minded biz people'

A company as genuine and serious as BTR Investmants could do with getting a genuine and serious site.
Do genuine and serious companies sell multimillion dollar tankers by spam email?

by the way, who is the we in 'From the relationship we have with her, she is a genuine shipbroker.'?

By: Bock

Bock — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:56:49 +0000

Dear Judy,

I'm very sorry for laughing at you. Please send me one oil tanker immediately.

Yours sincerely

Bock

By: Tony

Tony — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:52:55 +0000

All you are talking rubish. The offer by Judy is real. From the relationship we have with her, she is a genuine shipbroker.

This offer is not for touts that spends all their days on net looking for love and quickie. It is for genuine serious-minded biz people. So, better mind your biz if you are not into shipping biz.

I find it very disgusting that that every remark made above are negetive. Do you think that all the human race are crooks???

By: unstranger

unstranger — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:12:53 +0000

U could ask for a test drive, put the entire government on board and then have an air-strike called in from the palin camp and watch it dive for davey jones' locker!

By: snookertony

snookertony — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:51:05 +0000

It would make a nice feature, a talking point if you like, if it was placed slightly off centre at the end of your garden and then had some discreet planting placed around it.
You should then construct a short, bricked, walkway leading, under a vine covered pergola, towards it.
Glimpses of the tanker would initially be seen as you exit the MPR at the rear of the dwelling. This would pique your – and your guests – interest.
Glass in hand you'd then meander the pathway, pausing only to sample a grape or two before continuing to the end where the full majesty of the vessel would be exposed, side lit by the slowly sinking sun.

(All of the above depends, of course, on timing).

By: de fan

de fan — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:14:51 +0000

What about the contents of Mountjoy.

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:52:02 +0000

Poobah — I think it comes with a full warranty. Sounds like a great deal.

James — God no. What makes you think it's a scam? It's obviously a genuine offer to supply me with a 7000-ton ship.

Knudsen — I think a rep might have been using it for a few months.

Fan — Horseshit. I'd fill it with horseshit. This country is the world's largest producer of the stuff.

Andrew — Instead of affordable housing, why don't we put hundreds of skobes in it, complete with horses and stolen cars? Then, with any luck, the property market might sink a little more.

Hoof — The problem with Lough Derg isn't the Somalian pirates though. It's the Slovakian ones.

Nick — That's probably it. Irish offshore megalomaniacs bought up all the options on under-volcano caverns.

By: Nick McGivney

Nick McGivney — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:47:11 +0000

I can see what happened here. They had enough to make three of these buggers and got carried away and suddenly, when an order came in for six megalomaniac-style headquarters-under-volcano depots featuring multiple barrel stacks and lots of glass and gantries they had no room.
Fortunately Judy had your email for this amazing offer.

By: Hoof

Hoof — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:53:25 +0000

Somali pirate ex-stock by the sound of it.

Get a good mechanic and insist on a decent anti-missile system. Lough Derg is getting so crowded these days any advantage will help.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:23:16 +0000

Could it be used as an offshore bank? or, perhaps a entrepreneurial 'property developer' could convert it into social and affordable housing!