Comments on: Jesus — Wrong For America Says McCain

By: Bock

Bock — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:59:10 +0000

Oh right. I see. It was a pyramid scheme, was it?

By: King's Bard

King's Bard — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:11:32 +0000

Are u sure it wasn't Joe Sixpack and I think hes was a Polish Doctor pretending to be a plumber. Himself and Paddy the Plasterer had a contract on pyramid building prior to the credit squeeze.

By: Bock

Bock — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:04:23 +0000

Ah, but they weren't always in Egypt, were they? I believe they were led there by a guy called Joe, who might well have been a plumber.

By: C'est La Craic

C'est La Craic — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:59:55 +0000

Well theres a good deal of evidence to suggest that the tribe of Abraham originally came to Palestine from the Arabian penninsula.

By: King's Bard

King's Bard — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:34:43 +0000

TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re all A-Rabs.
Well Bock yes and no..
They were originally Egyptian construction workers who revolted against their bosses and fucked off across a swamp called the reed sea (not the Red sea as we were led to believe). They stole their boss's gold and crossed the Sinai dessert. They came to a verdant valley and then Moses said "This land is our land! because God appeared to me in a burning bush (Burning Bush !! now there's a thought Dubya) and told me to take it from these Palestinians. So they are a-rabs but not Palestinians. They're actually Egyptians.

By: C'est La Craic

C'est La Craic — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:25:18 +0000

Looks like we'll just have to nuke the whole lot then. I just can't understand why people in other countries can't be more patriotic towards the US. I mean, after Richard Nixon killed Napoleon in world war two and saved the earth, you'd think people would kinda be eternaly indebted to the US. Just look at those ungrateful Eye-raqis after we gave them liberty in operation Beautiful-Freedom-Liberty-Greeted-With-Flowers. The mind boggles.

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:10:32 +0000

Well, see, there's the problem. If you look into the background of Jesus's family, turns out he's a Palestinian. In fact, it turns out all these Jews are Palestinians. In fact, it turns out there's no difference between them and the rest of the Palestinians, who turn out to be, in fact, A-Rabs.

They're all A-Rabs.

Well Gosh-darnit, if that ain't the darnedest thing.

Very un-American, if you ask me.

By: C'est La Craic

C'est La Craic — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:02:12 +0000

Now, now Bock, Jesus didn't have anything to do with Arabs, he's a decent family man. But I heard that the finacial crisis happened because he kicked the money lenders out of the temple. And some say, now don't spread this around, I'm not 100% sure about it, …but.. some say that, ..well… he's a jew.

By: paddyanglican

paddyanglican — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:48:26 +0000

I can always argue I'm engaged in missionary activity and that the fate of your immortal soul depends on my presence!

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:38:54 +0000

Not blaming you. It's stupid Blogspot that keeps crashing.

I'd love to meet up for a pint, but aren't you just a bit worried that one of your parishioners might drop dead in protest at your meeting with heathens? (Like the last time).