What To Do With The 700 Billion

 Posted by Bock on September 25, 2008  Add comments
Sep 252008
 

What should be done with the 700 billion dollars?

Simple: give it to the people who didn't fuck up.

Give $2,300 each to every single person in the United States and advise them not to invest it with idiot bankers who made such a shit of things in the first place.

That will come neatly to $700 billion dollars.

The end.

  6 Responses to “What To Do With The 700 Billion”

  1.  

    Bock

    you're out by a factor of 10 its 2,333 for each person (assuming 300 million). Still agree with your main point

    Dermot

  2.  

    Thanks. I noticed earlier and forgot to change it. Better do it now.

  3.  

    Bock
    The last I heard it was $2,500 per Taxpayer so you are going to be busy with updates. But what is a few dollars betweenfriends? The "good old boys" do need their golden handshakes do you not think? O! Charles another bottle of Bolly.

  4.  

    It certainly isn't $2,500 per taxpayer.

    It's $2,500 for every single person living in the US whether working or not. Including newborn babies, old people, disabled people and every single one of the working poor. Not to mention every one of the mendicant underclass.

    When you exclude the people who don't pay tax, the cost per person will be a multiple of $2,500.

  5.  

    Bock
    Relevant?
    Once I build a railroad, made it run,
    Made it race against time.
    Once I built a railroad, now it's done.
    Buddy, can you spare a dime?
    Once I built a tower to the sun,
    Brick and rivet and line.
    Once I built a tower, now it's done.
    Buddy, can you spare a dime? Once in khaki suits – gee, we looked swell!
    Full of that Yankeedoodleedum!
    Half a million boots went slogging through Hell,
    And I was the kid with the drum!
    Say, don't you remember, you called me Al?
    It was Al all the time.
    Say, don't you remember? I'm your pal!
    Buddy, can you spare a dime?

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  6.  

    I'd like some of the $700Billion. I'll be out of a job in a month.

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