New Garda Paintball Team

 Posted by Bock on September 4, 2008  Add comments
Sep 042008
 

  21 Responses to “New Garda Paintball Team”

  1.  

    They are well kitted out anyway, don't think they will achieve much. More customers for the morgue maybe.

  2.  

    I think it's hillarious. Quick change Gardai eh :)At least the get to play dress up *cough* and makes them look like they are actually doing something. You know they only change into that gear when called upon. Lets hope they are quick changers! otherwise the ole criminals will be off in the other direction! The ERU will now be reduced, so really it's six of one half dozen of the other.

  3.  

    It is bloody mad. They will do a Superman/Incredible Hulk job – one minute, they will be in the old blue bull's wool, next there will be a volley of shots in Moyross, the boys put on the Darth Vader gear and fuck off hot-foot in their special Volvos to catch the gomeys. Those volvos will be lead-magnets, everyone will want a shot at them.
    How will they cope when they are sitting on their piles in court, waiting to prosecute ordinary joes for being three kilometers over a speed limit set by some gombeen county councillor who wants planning permission for a Statoil garage on the edge of town – and the beeper goes off?
    'Excuse me Judge, Garda Mulbollix must go to Moyross this minute to shoot a few collopys, the fuckers are at it again…"
    'Noted Inspector O'Cluas, the case against the defendant accused of speeding can go fuck itself while Mulbollix dashes off…"

    Ní féidir leis an ngobadán an dá thrá a fhreastail…

    You can't be in two places at one time, unless you're Padre Pio, and he had more sense than to join the guards.

    Nuts

  4.  

    I see a vigilante has overthrown the Gardaí. They should have seen it coming really.

  5.  

    I'm wondering is there an appropriate fashion-speak one word descriptor, like SS-esque?

  6.  

    awh it;s just like the old days up here…….

  7.  

    You're a bit nostalgic now that all the Norn Iron drug dealers have gone away?

  8.  

    I think the colour suits them.

    A right shower of blackguards them.

  9.  

    they are bloody briliant–were can i buy one

  10.  

    Will they be in the shops by Xmas?

  11.  

    YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA……….

  12.  

    After hours drinkers: Be afraid!… Be VERY Afraid!!!!…

  13.  

    I'm devastated, there'll be no more Starship Troopers sequels now that they've sold off the costumes.

  14.  

    How do they expect Willie O'Dea to scut around on his rat-runs in that get up? His little paws will be worn out in no time in those kinky leggings.

  15.  

    But they'll need some protective clothing if they're going into our Limerick estates.

  16.  

    Like the danger of the low angle. Or did they shoot the photographer?

  17.  

    Ooh,Are they hiring?

    Transformers II

  18.  

    Didn't Micky Jackson wear that rig-out on one of his tours? Or was it Gary Numan?? Kinky boots 'tho!!

  19.  

    I bet Willie O'Dea is getting Mrs O'Dea to knock up one of em outfits on her Singer as we speak…

  20.  

    haha they look a right bunch of wallys.Oh maybe I am missing the point.Maybe the real purpose is to incapacitate criminals with laughter.

 Leave a Reply

(required)

(required)