I've just been contacted by a Mystery Caller with a great plan. Bock, he said.  It's about time we nailed these politicians. Oh hello, Mystery Caller, I replied.  I didn't [...]

You know, I'd have to say things worked out pretty well really, in the end, despite a disappointing start to the weekend, which I won't go into. The Nut's party [...]

If the B mt put: If the B.

Bullet was at the Metallica gig the other night, and he did well; he even managed to get a pit pass for himself. Excellent.  Well done Bullet.  But haven't the [...]

I'm off to the Nut's birthday party tonight.  Woo-hoo! Here, let's have a song.  

  (And yes, you who sent it to me, you're right. You are going to Hell).

What kind of a genius would you say Charlotte Mulhall is? This is a woman who was convicted, with her sister, of brutally murdering a man by stabbing him dozens [...]

Liam Brady is described as stable and lucid after being rushed to hospital. Brady lucid?  I can see why they called an ambulance.

Back-pain is fine. Everybody gets back-pain.  Athletes get back-pain.  Footballers.  Back-pain doesn't label you, it's just a fact of life. Hip pain is a whole different kettle of lobsters though.  [...]

I know this is old, and I posted it before, but let's do it anyway.  Why not?