Comments on: Hypothetical Question

By: mapstew

mapstew — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:37:52 +0000

We were playing for a wedding in galway last year, running late 'cos we couldn't find the groom. Our roadie asked the "father of the bride" if he had seen him? He replied, sternly, "I AM the fucking groom"!!! ouch!!

By: Mule Taker

Mule Taker — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:39:25 +0000

Went to see d'oul fella 12 hours after a X3 bypass and asked ,"well,how're you feeling now?"Dad got over it.I still cringe.

By: Gilly

Gilly — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:19:44 +0000

Well, I'm not a religious person but am officially catholic I suppose. I can also be a complete tit sometimes. At work one day our Eircom man Denis arrived in. He's a morbid, pale kinda guy and fairly dreary. Anyway, I saw a mark on his head and I said without thinking, and I quote "Hi Denis, look, you've a bit of a mark there on your head, what happened to you?" It was Ash Wednesday, he informed me, in his deadpan tone, and face void of expression. That was six years ago and I'm still cringing. I actually didn't realise. He steered clear of me after that.

By: His Girl Friday

His Girl Friday — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:52:59 +0000

Well, here goes, I'm already blushing….
…as a young, naive, new nursing student, did I say young and naive…and although aware of male anatomy and physiology..easy now,
…I was given the task of inserting a urinary catheter into an elderly gentlemen. However, upon removing the bed covers and lifting the hospital gown, IT wasn't there. I rather discreetly looked for it, even gently moved some things about, but, it wasn't there…THANK GOODNESS he was senile and had no clue.
My preceptor saw the look on my face and came over to the bedside. With the efficiency and the abrupt forcefulness of an experienced nurse, at least I thought at the time that she should have been more gentle, she moved them down and over more, and well, there the wee thingy was, like a small spring bulb jest breaking out of a powdery snow drift.
She just looked at me, shook her head and laughed, said something like, 'you'll learn'.

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:23:04 +0000

Oh Jesus no. You're welcome.

By: Sugar Britches

Sugar Britches — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:48:06 +0000

I feel like an idiot just about every time I leave a comment on one of my favorite blogs. Did I say something totally ignorant?

Ah, shit. There I go again.

By: Lette

Lette — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:35:17 +0000

His wife used to, sorry!

By: Lette

Lette — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:28:01 +0000

well I asked someone when they were due, it turns out she was just fat, she hated me, I felt like a prick, that actually happened not just something you hear on the telly!!!

Then the other day a guy walked into the gym he was wearing a Beta Interferon T- Shirt (medication for MS which my father also takes) I said Nice T-Shirt my dad takes that… he turned to me and said,
"Yeah, my wife Used to….."

I felt like a right cunt! :(

By: Al

Al — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:52:54 +0000

i just realised that it's my dad's birthday and i've already spoken to him without mentioning it, so it's obvious i forgot…….i feel pretty stupid now.

walls one is pretty funny……i can just imagine it unfolding

By: The LAW

The LAW — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:38:34 +0000

can't say I have being infellable and all, have felt up a fair few stupid people though, does that count?