ah.. so when the Gardai arrested me for peeing down a lane at 4am they weren't just been miserable cunts, they were actually enforcing Gods law!..I feel much better about the fine now. The boys in blue will be dishing out holy communion next!
I wish they'd panned back with the camera to show the lone labrador sitting listening to that. But you know what? I bet he's a man of his word. I bet he'll go to Germany and not only pee in the God-anointed way, but I bet he'll wave it around a little too, to splash some righteous urine around these heathen facilities. Show'em how a real man does it – hoooyah!
My gosh he's wet behind the ears. So, he's a Man, and pishes in the bog standing up… I bet his wife still makes him put the toilet seat down when he's done…
There's an offer!…..Come and join us in Cloughjordan – That would be a real challenge to my preaching – I might even incorporate some T.S. Eliot – And you might give a reading from 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock', or in the children's slot 'Old Possum's book of practical cats'. I am sure after that I would be fully reconciled . We will of course be praying for your leg this Sunday and when people ask who Bock is I shall simply say a great sage I met recently at a holy well in Limerick. :-)
Another one of the "I think what God meant to say was…" brigade..If his wife was from Holland he wouldn,t have had a sermon because there you can piss in the street ,not only is it ok,but they have special troughs to do it in…Standing up!!!
It still saddens me that these guys think the bible is the actual word of God…but y'know whatever gets you through the day…
on a sidenote,do you think theres anyone in the room with him? i mean,he could just be having a rant at his dog/cat/goldfish…
I was waiting for him to have a pisseth up against the wall at the end just to prove what a man he is..what a punchline.
all building workers to a man are going to hell
ah.. so when the Gardai arrested me for peeing down a lane at 4am they weren't just been miserable cunts, they were actually enforcing Gods law!..I feel much better about the fine now. The boys in blue will be dishing out holy communion next!
Is this about Parkenstein's query regarding his 'atomising' spray? (I don't know if you were in on that one.)
I wish they'd panned back with the camera to show the lone labrador sitting listening to that. But you know what? I bet he's a man of his word. I bet he'll go to Germany and not only pee in the God-anointed way, but I bet he'll wave it around a little too, to splash some righteous urine around these heathen facilities. Show'em how a real man does it – hoooyah!
He's just taking the pith, right?
Read Poobah 66.6: It says "When thou hath shite in thou's head, thou shalt learn to shut the fuck up."
My gosh he's wet behind the ears. So, he's a Man, and pishes in the bog standing up… I bet his wife still makes him put the toilet seat down when he's done…
Thanks for the traffic Bock – getting inundated with folk looking for a biblical pee :-)
You're welcome, Stephen. I'll do anything I can to help you come to terms with your priestiness.
There's an offer!…..Come and join us in Cloughjordan – That would be a real challenge to my preaching – I might even incorporate some T.S. Eliot – And you might give a reading from 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock', or in the children's slot 'Old Possum's book of practical cats'. I am sure after that I would be fully reconciled . We will of course be praying for your leg this Sunday and when people ask who Bock is I shall simply say a great sage I met recently at a holy well in Limerick. :-)
Maybe I'm stoned but I thought it was George W for the first minute.
God didnt mind when i pisseth against his wall, but he really lost his mind when I farted on his balls.
Another one of the "I think what God meant to say was…" brigade..If his wife was from Holland he wouldn,t have had a sermon because there you can piss in the street ,not only is it ok,but they have special troughs to do it in…Standing up!!!
It still saddens me that these guys think the bible is the actual word of God…but y'know whatever gets you through the day…
on a sidenote,do you think theres anyone in the room with him? i mean,he could just be having a rant at his dog/cat/goldfish…
I was waiting for him to have a pisseth up against the wall at the end just to prove what a man he is..what a punchline.