Scunthorpe United

Jesus, the bums lost again.  How many consecutive defeats is that?  I'd say about eight hundred.  They're now firmly stuck second from the bottom of the league table, 24 points adrift of the leaders and well positioned for relegation.

We'll have to organise a trip over there immediately to stiffen their resolve.  I must get on to Wrinkly Joe and see if he booked the flights yet.

Scunthorpe needs us.