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By: Castlebar town council junket to meet the Pope in Rome - Page 9

Castlebar town council junket to meet the Pope in Rome - Page 9 — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:51:30 +0000

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By: Charles o'Rourke

Charles o'Rourke — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:49:16 +0000

Great Bock, I,ll spread the word around the mountains that great craic is in store. This will be a short winter as we can roll out our Desecrator at will and poke under the belt insinuations at our rival tribe across the valley. We will of course need the military version soon as the temperature rises and our slurs take their toll on the other tribe. Enraged they will counter attack but thanks to Bock,s military version we will have the upper hand.

By: Bock

Bock — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:52:11 +0000

Charles– My technicians are working on it as we speak

By: Charles o'Rourke

Charles o'Rourke — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:54:16 +0000

Bock, please may we have a Swedish / Norwegian/ Finnish multi lingual model with spiked tyres and pollen filter. Preferably run on diesel with omission of c/o under 120g klm. This to qualify for tax reduction it being an eco friendly model. We would prefer the desecreater model where we can target rural dwellers across the mountains. We would prefer a model which is robust and user friendly( fool proof) for I fear our genetic pool has over the centuries become impoverished. We here on our mountain top wish to cast slurs at the other mountain top dwellers which would confirm what we all accept, that they have disproportionatly large ears.

By: Interfacing into the week « 53 degrees

Interfacing into the week « 53 degrees — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:49:46 +0000

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By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:14:23 +0000

Saints preserve us, one Vatican is a Vatican too far. The world couldn't take another. "She's gonna blow, cap'n!"

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:41:10 +0000

It has been warned of. By me.

Imagine if some Chrazy Christian deliberately Vaticanised Mecca? From Space?

Ach, mein Gott!

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:23:28 +0000

It'll go nuclear though, mark my words. An evil scientist somewhere will take your innocent invention and fashion it into a weapon of mass conversion. Muslim Pakistan will irradiate mainly Hindu India with chromosome altering Islam. India will say oi oi oi what's all this? and irradiate them back. Red China will irrcommunize the US, the US will irrcrazysouthernbaptist them back and none of us will know whether to choose pork, fish, beef or couscous when we're out for a nice Friday dinner. Of course if we are out for a nice Friday dinner we're probably dishonouring Islam which we might suddenly become before pudding arrives. In fact, what with not knowing what we are on any day with the drones zapping us from above, the whole weekend's shot.

I just hope the Jainists don't get their hands on the technology. If Western Europe can't eat root vegetables it's the end for us.

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:26:25 +0000

Well, now that you mention it, Jack, I was working with Google on a satellite version.

GoogleCurse.

By: JackMcMad

JackMcMad — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:12:19 +0000

Any plans for an aerial one yet Bock? That way you can consecrate entire countries with one fly over. There will of course be collateral consecration but, c'est la religion.