Eh. What? They lost a couple of disks containing the names, addresses, social security numbers, dates of birth and bank-account details of twenty-five million people? And they don't know if [...]

Oh God, here we go. It begins. I was wandering around the supermarket this evening, idly seeking cheap crap to boil up for Bullet's slop dinner, when it finally wormed [...]

Here's a ludicrous story. It concerns a gentleman in Scotland who was caught by cleaners —IN PRIVATE!! — attempting to have sex with his bicycle. This fellow lived in a [...]

I got up at about eleven, had a quick vomit, swallowed eight of the RED pills and fourteen of the BLUE pills, drank the BLACK liquid as directed and the [...]

(Pic from Knudsen ) Children currently sentenced to death under Islamic law. IRAN (80) Girls (3): Delara Darabi, 17 Nazbibi Ateshbejan, 16 Soghra Najafpour, (Sentenced at 13 — now 31, [...]

The guys at Digout Day have a suggestion. As you know, Bertie Ahern, in defending his enormous pay-rise, remarked that other world leaders don't have to pay for so much [...]

You might remember something about this here and here. The University of Limerick has built a beautiful footbridge on the River Shannon, designed by Wilkinson Eyre Architects and constructed by [...]

I was going to say what a miserable creeping jesus Bertie Ahern is. I was going to ask you how such a ridiculous, illiterate fucking lumpenprole could get elected to [...]

  Blood, Flour and Pity Pie Sam – Problem-Child-BrideOne of the sparkliest writers in the blogosphere     Yet Another Complete Non-Meeting of Minds Perry deHavillandIslamic savagery.  This will anger [...]

Read them here: That's Ireland. And while you're at it, read about National Digout Day here. It's the 7th December, two days after our crooked government go back on their [...]