McBrearty Settles Action Against Irish State for €3 Million

Over a year ago, I wrote about the disgraceful actions of the police in framing, intimidating and harassing a Donegal businessman, Frank McBrearty. Read about it here should you feel [...]

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Things I Read Recently

Things I Read Recently

Last night, I went to bed early because I was tired. I wanted a full night's sleep. I made myself a mug of hot sweet tea and a plate of [...]

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Australian Barmaid Fined For Crushing Beer Cans With Bare Breasts and Hanging Spoons Off Nipples

Australian Barmaid Fined For Crushing Beer Cans With Bare Breasts and Hanging Spoons Off Nipples

Perth, Western Australia — Luana De Faveri was fined 1,000 Australian dollars after pleading guilty to two breaches of the Liquor Control Act. Luana, a barmaid in the town of [...]

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Purplehead Blows His Top

The Cap'n is back after a brief hiatus, and he's full of piss and vinegar. His latest post reminded me I was going write about our twat of a Prime [...]

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Fuck Off, Halloween Beggars!!

Fuck Off, Halloween Beggars!!

The big night approaches fast, but I'm on it. I've stockpiled large quantities of goodies to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters when they knock on my door, though I [...]

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Mainstream Media Facing Jail

Mainstream Media Facing Jail

I bumped into Mainstream Mediaman today as I passed my local pub. He held a small hip-flask to his ear and shook his head while muttering low curses. Ah, he [...]

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The Real Macaque: Mad Monkeys Murder Mayor

The Real Macaque: Mad Monkeys Murder Mayor

I see Delhi is overrun by hordes of crazed, homicidal rhesus macaque monkeys. The other day, they attacked Delhi's deputy mayor, SS Bajwa, who suffered fatal head injuries when he [...]

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My Dogs

I have two small dogs: Satan and Dermot. Satan is a Jack Russell, highly intelligent, faithful and brave, with the heart of a lion. Satan is clean and never, ever [...]

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What's the Opposite of "Phallic"?

What's the Opposite of "Phallic"?

I bumped into Mr Darwin this evening in a bar, of all places. He demanded to know what the opposite of "Phallic" was, though I suspect he didn't mean the [...]

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South African Rugby Team

South African Rugby Team

Those Africans all look the same to me.

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