I was going to write something about the forthcoming game with Argentina. I was going to spout the usual drivel about how my heart tells me one thing and my [...]

Come on, said the Nut. Let's go to the Cliffs of Moher. I've seen the Cliffs of Moher, I said. Oh, you have? said the Nut. Really? From the top? [...]

Who's this?     This is SS officer Karl Hoecker, with his dog, Favorit.  Isn't it idyllic?  Karl and his dog.  Thirty-three years old, in the prime of life, a [...]

As I write this, Georgia are pounding the living shit out of Namibia, and all I'm thinking is, why the fuck couldn't Ireland have done that?   And then I'm [...]

A short play in two directions. Dramatis Personae: Dr. Awkward Ed: a general, a renegade  (Ed is on no side) Delia (failed) Gateman (a foe of a nametag) OJ (nabs [...]

Here's what arrived last night. What do you reckon? you're like a dog with a bone i'm glad i was able to give you a bit of much needed content [...]

Well, I waited overnight and still haven't heard from the chewing-gum killer. So now I'll start calling him by his real first name. Maybe he'll get in contact. First I [...]

I must be doing something right. You might remember a little while back I suggested banning chewing gum. Well guess what? Last night I received the following email from somebody [...]

Well now.  What do you say about that? France 25.  Ireland 3. What the fuck do you say about that? You could say the referee was very harsh against Ireland, [...]