Comments on: Foot and Mouth Disease

By: snookertony

snookertony — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:59:05 +0000

Hey, Gaywaywegian, why the hell would they ask for Dr Fred Astaire, it's foot and mouth not a fire at an oil well…
(It's an old one but still fuckin' great one…)

By: Bock

Bock — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:46:55 +0000

MJ: True enough. I didn't think about it like that.

Galwaywegian: It's like somebody saying "and now, a briefing from Dr Fred Astaire". No!

Mr Darwin: Wel done for fucking finding us, blowjob, porn, fucking sailors, tits, Limerick.

B3N: Jesus, you might be right there. Was that Debbie? Fuck me sideways, where's Luke?

Kit: Larry? Larry who?

By: kit bÃƒÂ¡n

kit bÃƒÂ¡n — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:54:18 +0000

Spare me, I thought I was having a psychic moment. Larry springs to mind.

By: b3n

b3n — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:55:16 +0000

Sure wasn't she the mother of Princess Leia so she must have the force.

By: Darwin

Darwin — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:54:13 +0000

Hi Mr.Bock. Gee I just got here from a Google search for "ireland lunatic foot and mouth fuck." (viz. last few posts).

By: galwaywegian

galwaywegian — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:01:46 +0000

Yeah it's a confidence thing. "How Can I Be sure?" as wee David Mullet used to say.

By: MJ

MJ — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:52:54 +0000

Really it's quite appropriate as Debbie's an old hoofer.

By: Bock

Bock — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:04:05 +0000

So I see. Luckily we now have a United Ireland, with Ian Paisley defending Irish cattle resolutely. Definitely not British.

And, eh, martin McGuinness. Oh, eh, and Gerry Adams.

Oh, right. Ok.

And Michelle Gildernew, Sinn Fein.

What the fuck? Brits out, says Paisley.

Dead on! says all the former unionist farmers.

We agree with Ian, say the Provos.

Aye, says Ian.

What the fuck?

By: squid

squid — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 23:42:50 +0000

LOL

Sky news now theres a new suspected outbreak, outside the protection zone.