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By: Dan Dare

Dan Dare — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:36:48 +0000

rockmother – a good wank should not be underestimated! take "golfers" out of ur 2nd sentence & I agree.

By: rockmother

rockmother — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:23:01 +0000

I always understood that golf is not a sport and all lady golfers are lesbians. Celebrity golfers are probably the worst. Pompous twats farting about in ridiculous outfits and putting a ball around somewhere which could be a wilderness not a grown up fun park for wankers.

By: Bock

Bock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:13:22 +0000

Nora: That's it. Feel the hatred.

Medbh: There's a club in Dublin that doesn't allow women.

HillCountryGal: I think you'll fit in fine here.

Tim: I hate Alan Hansen. All the more reason to have lightning.

Galwaywegian: I'll draw up some rules and post them at the gate.

Conan: Wouldn't it be terrible if the British Open was fried by a giant thunderbolt?

Dan Dare: I agree with everything you say except one thing. It isn't a sport.

MJ: Send a photo of the prick after you sacrifice him.

S&C: Yeah. It is too easy to laugh at, isn't it? Yuk. Yuk. Yuk.

By: Sniffle & Cry

Sniffle & Cry — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:11:54 +0000

A while back Tom Humph wrote something nasty about the Smurfit Ryder Cup organising committee and they complained to his editor re: same, telling the paper that Tom personally was verboten from the whole shebang. He wrote another article calling them Pringle Nazis and explained why they couldn't ( verboten him ). Bock, the golf, cattle and lightening thing is funny and too easy to laugh at but, but there are loads of Joe Soap punters who get a kick out of golf and the municipal course above in Rathbane is more Rianna then Barbara Streisand. But that said, how about golf's own breaking story of racism and discrimination against the best golfer on the planet, ever. Apparently his first club ( ex-US army types ) refused to display the US amateur cup thingy, the first time he won it. Tiger & Co. were hurted. All right so, I've been on hols. hiding out in west Clare trying to stay dry, reading official oireland's own favourite golf loving rag so I'm biased.

By: MJ

MJ — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:51:52 +0000

I've an annoying relative who wears the full golf outfit even when he's nowhere near a golf course.

I would like to offer him up to the lightning Gods if you'll grant me the opportunity.

By: DanDare

DanDare — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:42:32 +0000

Why are these women bullshitters so concerned bout golf and golfers – its a sport and by definition nothing to do with them, less they're lesbians. If not they have knitting and ironing and these can de done inside away from the weather.

Keep cool!

By: Conan Drumm

Conan Drumm — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:21:43 +0000

I do believe an tAthair Ted covered this lightning/golf issue. I can understand how this would worry you there and you caught between Lahinch, Adare and Ballybunion, not to mind the lesser courses and johnny-come-latelys like Doonbeg. You're surrounded by golf, god love you. I hear the British Open starts tomorrow, what odds would you get on a player being struck by lightning

By: galwaywegian

galwaywegian — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:51:46 +0000

In fairness, ladies can only post comments mondays and wednesdays before 11.00am providing they park at the rear end of the clubhouse. Some people never know their place!

By: Tim

Tim — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:27:20 +0000

Alan Hansen is a great golfer apparently. I tried it once or twice but made a balls of it, literally.

By: HillCountryGal

HillCountryGal — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:44:33 +0000

I took a couple of golf lessons (birthday gift). Let me just say this.

The golf pro had me FAR AWAY from the golfers.

See, I'd swing and miss. So naturally, I'd holler, "MoFo." Apparently, that was "offensive" to the "real" golfers.

So golfers everywhere, kiss my ass!