Comments on: Getting tough on crime

By: laurie

laurie — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:54:18 +0000

"rooting for chelsea…"

i am way out of my league here. you guys are violent, vindictive, and hilarious!

By: Sassy Sundry

Sassy Sundry — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:10:40 +0000

Given my situation right now, I'd best not answer that question.

By: Brianf

Brianf — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:20:54 +0000

Oh yeah, I almost forgot…
Rooting for Chelsea – removal of vocal chords
and by the way, I have been to the Holy Land. No not Detroit, Old Trafford.

By: manuel

manuel — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:19:40 +0000

Hands should be amputated for all and any tight fisted bastards who fail to tip at least 10%….

By: Conortje

Conortje — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:47:28 +0000

Conan – don't be joking about the one kidney thing – I only have the one – I'm terrified that someone will try and steal it. Well mildly worried really.

By: Fat Sparrow

Fat Sparrow — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:13:16 +0000

"possibly one shaved eyebrow for illegal parking."

All the suggestions were dead on, but this one was a particular stroke of genius.

You have my vote.

By: Brianf

Brianf — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:07:35 +0000

Right!
Exceeding the speed limit – removal of both feet.
Public Drinking – stomach removal
Being a Skobie – Summary Execution
Spitting on the Pavement – removal of one lung
Changing lanes without using directional signals – lobotomy

By: savannah

savannah — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:22:32 +0000

how about plucking out of an eyeball for pervy leering, add lascivious speech and ya get yer tongue nipped?

By: ellie

ellie — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:18:56 +0000

For talking shit : a reverse colonic irrigation?

By: Bock

Bock — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:08:05 +0000

That's the fuckin spirit, lads! Keep it up.