Jun 302007
I was thinking there, you know, after that Monica Leech business, what other construction – apart from sipping his Coke – could be put on a newspaper article that said Monica was s…… his c… ?
Hmmm.
Maybe people would think that Monica was soaping his club.
Or sacking his cook.
Or soaking his cork.
Or seeking his coat.
Or sinking his cart.
Or socking his conk.
Jesus, this one could run and run.
sailing his catamaran
Ah, but you see, the number of dots is important.
Snorting his coke (but that's one dot too many)
Sorting his cash
Selling his coke
Seeding his crop
Sinking his crew
Snaring his chap
Soaking his chap
Seeking his cash
???
I need a nap!
Slurping his cone
Slapping his cane
Shaving his chap
singing his code
stoking his chum
shaving his chin