Thanks a Million

Thanks a million.

It's such an insipid insincere expression, isn't it?

Thanks a million. Like a horrible verbal air-kiss.

Mwuh!

I never say thanks a million, though I might say thanks a hundred. Or maybe thanks eight.

Thanks ax²+by²+c.

Thanks a parabola.

Thanks a huge enormous biggest ever in the whole world hyperbola.

Thanks haemorrhoids.

Thanks a heart attack.

Thanks Gandhi. Thanks a coelacanth. Thanks an ounce. Thanks a scab.

Thanks Ulan Bator. Thanks Phil Spector.

Thanks a hail of bullets.

My favourite of all, and the one I use most often is this: Thanks.