Comments on: The Italian Job

By: The Hangar Queen

The Hangar Queen — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:44:08 +0000

Bock,
A quick look at his transmission will verify Eyetieness.There will be one forward gear.All the others will be reverse.
Frenchie and I were accosted by one of these langers one time.Badges were flashed and goods were confiscated that day I tell ya.

By: Sam, Problem-Child-Bride

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:20:34 +0000

I'm sorry I was going to comment something apropos and immensely witty but all I have in my unfortunate minds eye now is a young Kav tearing across a roundabout in his wee y-fronts with several camel-coated italian salesmen chasing after, their arms out-stretched and fingers all a-waggle as if already interfering with the poor lad's anus.

God, if there was ever a time for hard drugs and memory loss, it's now.

By: Blarneyman

Blarneyman — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:37:54 +0000

Congratulations, Bock. You're on my blogroll. What a day. First Kav, now you.

By: Wrinky Joe Jnr

Wrinky Joe Jnr — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:37:38 +0000

The one just off Dame st. down that dodgy back alley. I'd be sure you've been in it at least once, it's one of the few nice pubs left… Unfortunately this also makes it the hangout for every cashmir scarf wearin' ponce on the Friday/Saturday night who like to soak up the 'am-bee-aunce' over their TiaMaria and milk… Jaysus…

By: Sassy Sundry

Sassy Sundry — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:24:42 +0000

You lie sometimes? I'm devastated.

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:07:04 +0000

Mr Sneeze: Your Mr Roddy sounds like an unmitigated retard. He deserves everything he gets.

Nautiman: Who?

Fatmammycat: I never let a dago by.

Mr Wanmington: Well, as these items were of the cheap sort, I doubt any camels died in their making.

Savannah: It isn't so, bock.

WJJ: The Stag's Head, you say? Near Scaldy's snooker hall?

Dell boy: Yes. It is.

Ms Something: How can we tell if he's Italian?

Kav: What a cunt.

S&C: You call me fuck off? You fuck off!

Liam: Another fekin eejit. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Paddy: Say hello to him for us.

By: paddy

paddy — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:36:17 +0000

I know him he works here in Finland in various stores as Santa Claus Cheers From Mikkeli /paddy

By: Liam G

Liam G — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:35:54 +0000

My old mammy fell for that one years ago in Liverpool and bought the most disgusting brown, imitation suede 'car coat' (remember them?)for the apple of her eye as a going away to college present. For the next 3 years every trip home I was condemned to looking like a character from a 70s TV sitcom.

Only the other night, my flatmate offered to sell me a new leather jacket for 40 Euros. Took one look and said 'Did you buy this off an Italian guy in a car on his way to the airport?' The eejit had only bought 2 of the fecking things! I think Dell Boy is right.

By: Sniffle & Cry

Sniffle & Cry — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:35:27 +0000

Wassa da matter Bock ? You no lika da merchandises, you fuck offa , OK !

By: Kav

Kav — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:35:02 +0000

I remember as a teenager one of these lads pulling up beside me. I thought he wanted to molest my anus. I didn't realise the cunt was trying to sell me fake leather coats! I'm outraged.