The Italian Job

The Italian Job

Not everything I write here is true. Did you know that? Sometimes I make things up to keep you amused, but occasionally life smiles on me and something just happens. [...]

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For a few rupees more

For a few rupees more

What's with all this effigy-burning in the Indian sub-continent? The last controversy I mentioned here was the Shilpa Shetty outcry in India which, you might remember, involved the famous Bollywood [...]

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Monsters of Rock

The Bullet started his own band about six months ago, and they're cool as fuck. They're all about fourteen or fifteen, they all have long hair and they all wear [...]

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The paedophobe has moved

You might remember the child-hating thing that called me a monster. It's now posting its comments on Dickler's blog. In fact, it has threatened him with legal action for inciting [...]

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Pakistan vs Ireland

Pakistan vs Ireland

Well, it's hard to know where to go from here. You see, originally I was going to write about the reaction in Pakistan to the defeat of their cricket team [...]

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Jesus-lovin' Commie-hatin' Republicans

Check out this guy. Shelley the Republican A one-man sense-of-humour detector.

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The Six Nations

The Six Nations

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck fuck! Fuck. Fuck it. Evrything goes back to that afternoon in Croke Park when Clerc stole in for a late try, when Ireland should [...]

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Fuck off, St Patrick

Fuck off, St Patrick

Celebrations? What are we celebrating? Some Welsh [tag]religious[/tag] nutcase arrived over here and filled us with a load of bullshit that eventually went on to become the Irish [tag]Catholic[/tag] church? [...]

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Working dogs

I opened the fridge to get something for the dinner and it was – well, you know the way fridges get when you haven't cleared them out in about six [...]

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Trevor Brennan 3

Trevor Brennan 3

Well there you have it. Trev's been banned for life. Personally, I don't see why it's such a terrible thing to be thumping unpleasant little prats who scream sectarian abuse [...]

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