Comments on: Ian and Gerry – closer than you think

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:50:24 +0000

Mr Warmington: I'm glad you find my analogy creepy. Thank you.

With reference to Miss Adams, I understand that, in America, no name is too improbable. I gather that every girl is now given a surname as a forename and,failing that, a placename.

As regards the lady's willingness to do anything for money, no matter how revolting, I'm at a bit of a loss. This could easily describe all Wall Street traders, all Irish politicians, every lawyer on the planet and me.

I am sorry you soiled yourself while visiting porn gateways.

By: D. C. Warmington

D. C. Warmington — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:06:30 +0000

Mr Bock, your analogy is creepy but perceptive.

According to her bio on Wikipedia, she is bisexual. She also appears to a nymphomaniac and an exhibitionist who will do absolutely anything, no matter how revolting, for money.

At least she's honest about it, even if she does claim to be 20 and has a name which sounds made up. Mind you, I have an acquaintance in Arizona whose daughter's middle name is "Rocketship", so you never know.

P.S. Memo to self: do not visit even the gateways to porn sites. They leave you feeling soiled.

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:58:26 +0000

George: Thank you for the information. We don't take that particular organ.

Sam: Glad I could brighten your day with strange thoughts.

Savannah: You're welcome

Mr Trousers: Unionism

Paddy: Jaysus, you're not the other love-child, are you?

MJ: Must look it up.

O'Feck: Thanks. Did you get the last cheque? Was it enough?

By: O'Feck

O'Feck — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:48:26 +0000

i'm amazed at what comes up on this site, excellent stuff.

By: MJ

MJ — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:19:08 +0000

Dunfermline… also in the news this week for banning a farting pub punter.

By: paddy

paddy — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:52:55 +0000

Never mind PM. I'm (the perfect/authentic symmetry between the divide) form a mixed marriage.We had to put up with getting the shite kicked (metaphorically and literally speaking) out of us, from both sides. In fact I wrote that song for Joni Mitchell: 'I've looked at life from both sides now win and lose and still some how..'and I wanted to write "it's life's illusions I recall, We really all know life's a balls…..but fuck it it's a start.

By: Jimmy Page's Trousers

Jimmy Page's Trousers — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:24:24 +0000

I'm rather worried to see that said porn starlet seems to have a rather prominent adam's apple. Also, quite a square chin and some fairly manish arms. It begs the question, what's she reaching for?

Just what sort of porn have you been 'utilising' Bock?

By: savannah

savannah — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:06:05 +0000

thank you, bock…i wondered how ya'll were feeling about the news…(and thank you for the geography lesson/explanation)

By: Sam, Problem-Child-Bride

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:05:34 +0000

O monstrous! O horrible!

Who do you think goes on top?

Do you think their religious zeal is neutralized in the act of love? Like acid reacting with alkali, leaving a pair of gentle Buddhists for half an hour of post-coital cuddling? Do you think birds suddenly appear every time they are near each other? Their daughter certainly looks like a warm and loving girl with no hate in her heart.

Or does their union just add to their individual powers? I feel a chill suddenly and yet I'm thousands of miles away in California. Oh mammydaddymammydaddy, don't let it be true!

By: George

George — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:56:02 +0000

The current issue of Phoenix makes a similar point.

He says something like "The split between the two sides runs very deep", and she says "Well, thank you".