Scunts

Just to bring you up to date on the Scunthorpe United situation.

Scunthorpe are now 9 points (that's right: nine) clear of their nearest rivals at the top of the table. Nine points – what the hell?

Oh, there's going to be a lot of sleepless nights, let me tell you. Many a bare midnight spent pacing the creaky floor with nightcap and sconce.

Oh yes indeed.