Comments on: Limehouse Dick comes good again

By: dh

dh — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:31:28 +0000

Scrotum, my wrinkled old retainer!! I got a double laugh out of that.

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:10:37 +0000

knudsen: he's moving to Belfast to be with his fellow bollocks, Reverend Ian.

dickler: young phren will be fine when he knuckles down and finishes his apprenticeship

kav: it's more of a burden than a blessing, I assure you

By: Kav

Kav — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 16:05:08 +0000

Jesus Bock, you must be loaded. An estate like that, and now the big lottery win? You won't know what to do with yourself.

By: The Dickler

The Dickler — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:58:40 +0000

Minds you sir Bock dear ole Phrenulum has a bit of a dose of the auld Split personality like, what wit him not being able to decide whether he be Splittin yer face or covering the works of Scrotum like……….

By: Old Knudsen

Old Knudsen — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:58:23 +0000

Wheres he moving to? those young people never stay put for very long probably wants to go to the city and join a gang and take the crack.
If you don't flog em they get ideas.

By: Eddie Waring

Eddie Waring — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:58:09 +0000

Aaah. I see. Good help, the kind that isn't offended by depraved sexual acts and doesn't go running to the police, is hard to find. hang on to that man. Treat them well.

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 21:38:18 +0000

He's been in my family for generations. He's 184 now, dont-ya-know, and his son, Phrenulum, is training to take over when Scrotum moves on. Phrenulum is 92.

By: Eddie Waring

Eddie Waring — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 21:31:05 +0000

I could use a man like Scrotum. Did you get him from an agency? Is he any good at installing water heaters? Mine has a leak and I need a new one put in.