Comments on: And they call me a robber?

By: General ElectionÃ¢â‚¬â€œBock The Robber

General ElectionÃ¢â‚¬â€œBock The Robber — Wed, 23 May 2007 12:47:12 +0000

[...] isn't it the same government a huge pile of mioney to the same robbers who have a bridge in the middle of a vital motorway, which we paid for to deliver their customers straight to their [...]

By: George

George — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:03:45 +0000

Were they DIRTY bananas, then?

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:16:51 +0000

Mr Trousers: well done

Conan: It's a complicated story. Maybe I'll let people add in their own bits to make it a true folk tale.

By: Conan Drumm

Conan Drumm — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:11:45 +0000

Ah yes. NTR now has its corporate fingers in many pockets. And Cement Roadstone… don't leave out the Des Traynor (RIP) strand in your yarn.

ps… if I were a farmer losing a lump of land to one of these new toll roads I'd tell the government to shove their CPO up their collective hole and take a share of the toll revenue instead. In fact if I was a farmer who had already lost land to a privatised public highway I would seek a judicial review of the CPO process…

By: Jimmy Page's Trousers

Jimmy Page's Trousers — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:16:11 +0000

And so it was. From that day to this, the toll monkeys have been masturbating furiously in the direction of the carters and wagoners and grinning their little monkey grins.

They've been flinging their faeces at all of the poor bridge crossers until this day, when they can now display their proud, red, bulbous arses to their old friends Rat and Toad and demand that they don't pay any capital gains tax on all of the crates of bananas that Rat and Toad are now sending them by the lorryload so that they might go away and leave Rat and Toad to collect the bananas instead.

Rat and Toad lived happily ever after. The monkeys lived very happily ever after. The carter and wagoner were banished to sit forever in their carts and wagons on the bridge.