Just to bring you up to date on the Scunthorpe United situation. Scunthorpe are now 9 points (that's right: nine) clear of their nearest rivals at the top of the [...]

Let's get this nonsense out of the way right now. Paedophile is not a word. I remember when the perverts invented it about twenty-five years ago to cover up what [...]

So Serbia is innocent of genocide, is it? I see. It doesn't matter that for three years Ratko Mladic, the savage puppet of Milosevic, rampaged up and down and across [...]

I don't know much about this. I rely on very clever people to keep me safe from viruses and I don't want to know what's going on while their very [...]

Well? What happened? Did some crazed Shinner suicide bomber charge into the crowd and explode in a hail of teeth and bedsprings? No. Oh, well perhaps a gang of frothing [...]

Right. I don't want to be too specific about this so I'll only give you a hint. Did I get a ticket for the first ever [tag]rugby[/tag] match between Ireland [...]

I was in my study, contemplating the beingness of nothingness and slugging back a quiet whiskey when a powerful rumbling shook the Bockschloss to its foundations. What the- I ejaculated [...]

Do you remember the case of Dean Lyons? No? Back in March 1997, two mentally-ill women living in "sheltered housing" in Dublin were murdered in a savage attack during which [...]

After a powerful 2-0 win against Swansea, Scunthorpe United charge into a six-point lead over their nearest rival, Oldham. This is great news for Scunthorpe and for all right-thinking people [...]

Did I hear that right on the news? Did they really say that the guy convicted of money laundering had the cash in a box of washing powder? Please tell [...]