http://bocktherobber.com/2007/01/the-kerry-rapist/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:35:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://bocktherobber.com/2007/01/the-kerry-rapist/comment-page-1/#comment-701 JC Skinner Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:28:24 +0000 http://81.17.252.85/~bockthe/wordpress/?p=396#comment-701 Guess why the cops told the meeja? Bock?<br />B: Tell me, JC.<br />JC: Because apart from being fecking useless and knowing it, the plod were aware that they couldn't do shag all about the evil raping pondlife in their midst until he behaved like evil pondlife and raped someone again (which, can I thank you for pointing out, he went and did, the scumbag.)<br />B: Still not getting the meeja angle, JC.<br />JC: Ah, Bock. Yer slow today. Have another absinthe and red bull. Anyhow, since the keystone guards were impotent and knew it, but quite rightly wanted rid of a dangerous violent rapist from their midst, what is the quickest way of achieving said ambition?<br />B: Quick whisper in a red top hack's ear?<br />JC: Spot on, Bock. Spot on. Now, is this a breach of confidentiality and privacy? Fer sure. Naughty of the cops? Well, all things in context. It's not like they were planting bombs on them or fitting them up for murders that didn't exist. We're not talking Donegal here. But naughty is all it was.<br />B: So why are we, the taxpayers, stumping up 70 gees for this shower of rapist housing shitheads?<br />JC: Superlative question, Bock, and I'm glad you asked it. Let's take this arm of yours. The one you're not drinking and smoking with. If I evilly sawed it off with my rusty pen knife, you'd be entitled to compo. Lost limb gets you around 70 to 100 gees if you're really lucky. The neighbours knowing you've got a rapist in the gaff also gets you 70 gees. Where's the parity?<br />B: So the moral of the story, JC?<br />JC: Set up a gaff for raping scumbags rather than saw off your own arm if you want quick bucks, Bock. Oh, and if you're the plod and a rapist moves into the area, don't bother tipping off the redtops. Just mow the bastard down in a squad car at ninety miles an hour instead. Guess why the cops told the meeja? Bock?
B: Tell me, JC.
JC: Because apart from being fecking useless and knowing it, the plod were aware that they couldn't do shag all about the evil raping pondlife in their midst until he behaved like evil pondlife and raped someone again (which, can I thank you for pointing out, he went and did, the scumbag.)
B: Still not getting the meeja angle, JC.
JC: Ah, Bock. Yer slow today. Have another absinthe and red bull. Anyhow, since the keystone guards were impotent and knew it, but quite rightly wanted rid of a dangerous violent rapist from their midst, what is the quickest way of achieving said ambition?
B: Quick whisper in a red top hack's ear?
JC: Spot on, Bock. Spot on. Now, is this a breach of confidentiality and privacy? Fer sure. Naughty of the cops? Well, all things in context. It's not like they were planting bombs on them or fitting them up for murders that didn't exist. We're not talking Donegal here. But naughty is all it was.
B: So why are we, the taxpayers, stumping up 70 gees for this shower of rapist housing shitheads?
JC: Superlative question, Bock, and I'm glad you asked it. Let's take this arm of yours. The one you're not drinking and smoking with. If I evilly sawed it off with my rusty pen knife, you'd be entitled to compo. Lost limb gets you around 70 to 100 gees if you're really lucky. The neighbours knowing you've got a rapist in the gaff also gets you 70 gees. Where's the parity?
B: So the moral of the story, JC?
JC: Set up a gaff for raping scumbags rather than saw off your own arm if you want quick bucks, Bock. Oh, and if you're the plod and a rapist moves into the area, don't bother tipping off the redtops. Just mow the bastard down in a squad car at ninety miles an hour instead.

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