Good result for the Scunts tonight, beating Chesterfield 1-0. Sadly, Notts Forest also won, which leaves the table as it was. Notts Forest 47 points, Scunthorpe 45. How bad? The [...]

Fuck it, I can't take this any more. Between piss-ups at the neighbours and piss-ups in my house, piss-ups at the pub-of-choice and random drunkenness related to Christmas, I really [...]

Now, fair play to the Scunts for making a liar out of me. Last week I was taking the piss out of them for their disgraceful defeat at the hands [...]

Jimbo gave me a shout. Will we go into town for a pint? Town? Are you mad? It'll be full of aggressive drunk fuckers. Ah no. We won't bother with [...]

I had a great idea for turning grudges into money. It's a business idea, and I expect to get a huge amount of cash from the Government in the form [...]

I was strolling down the the road this evening, on my way to my pub of choice, (on my way to a pint or two with people of my choice, [...]

Fucking Scunthorpe are really pissing me off now, the cunts. They lost 3-1 to fucking Blackpool last week when they had a chance to gain a further three points on [...]

Haughey was a crook, a megalomaniac, a thug, the worst thing that happened to Ireland in the last fifty years, a two-faced, thieving, bullying gangster who looked after all his [...]

I took a few pictures during the week. Full flood.

I was buzzing along in the old Bockmobile the other day, idly thinking up ways to cause a nuisance, when suddenly there was a loud noise. Not a BANG! exactly. [...]