Dermot has me driven fuckin mad. One small dog is filling up the house with shit and I'm going crazy. I'm developing cynophagophobia, or as we used to say in [...]

For the past couple of weeks, I've been conducting a little social experiment. The first thing I said to every new person I met was Fuck off, you thick Offaly [...]

I see the Caseys held a protest outside City Hall because the Corpo wants to move them to allow construction of a 13-foot-high security wall separating them from the Galvone [...]

With all the euphoria about the Leicester match, I forgot to bring you up to date on Scunthorpe United. The Scunts defeated Bradford 1-0 with a 79th-minute goal from the [...]

I thought we fought for years to get rid of religious maniacs in Ireland, but it looks like I was wrong. After struggling against SPUC and SPIC and SPOCK and [...]

Just like me, you probably went apeshit watching Munster beating Leicester by two points following a simply wonderful 50-metre penalty from Ronan O'Gara. As you know, Bock has soldiered in [...]

A truly stupid name. It isn't an opera centre – it's a shopping centre. What a crowd of gobshites!

This is what a Garda shouted at a young child in a car as about ten of his colleagues dragged the child's father away on a false murder charge. These [...]

Did you know that the late Kim Il Sung is still President of North Korea? Isn't that great? I told Gonad the Ballbearian about this last week, and he jumped [...]

Free legal aid guarantees our freedoms in a democracy. It means that a poor person can't be oppressed by a corrupt police force. It gives a voice to the weak [...]