Fat Frankie Ryan was shot in the back of the head last week. Personally, I couldn't give a flying fuck about Fat Frankie, who seems to have been a total [...]

Apart from the fact that I hate golf, and that I'm going to stage marches on the homes of known golfers in my area, there's another reason I think the [...]

Jesus, you know I have to admit, the bums put it up to Villa tonight. But for a flukey penalty, Villa wouldn't have gone home with a result. And our [...]

I was going to do a rant on Johnny Logan, the most wonderful human being Turkey has ever known, but twentymajor got there first, so what's the point of duplicating [...]

The bums are on the tv on Wednesday evening. They're playing Aston Villa in the Silly Cup. Tune in if you're doing nothing else. They'll get hammered of course, but [...]

Did you see the weather yesterday morning? It fucking pissed from the heavens. I'm talking about walls of rain, horizontal driven airborne tsunamis. And the forecast is for it to [...]

Wrinkly Joe came on the blower over the weekend with some interesting news. I probably didn't mention this, but for years now, he's been working on the creation of an [...]

What is it with social workers, "community workers" and the like? Why won't they use the word "about" like the rest of us? The next time you're talking to your [...]

A headline caught my eye today in the Sunday Times. Lead-free bullets for environment-friendly wars. What the fuck? Well, it seems that a company called BAE Systems, one of the [...]

I knew instantly it was the purple phone ringing. The one I keep in a specially-constructed safe under my bed. Not the red one I use to speak to Bush, [...]