I find this very strange. I find it strange to be all the time reporting good news about Scunthorpe United, but that's how it seems to be at the moment. [...]

What kind of a langer is Bertie? No. I'm quite serious. What kind of a dipshit is he? Does he think we're all idiots? What's this nonsense about the Manchester [...]

Why are people trying to stamp out disease and famine? The world is full of people who have more children than they can look after, who won't use contraception and [...]

This is from al-Jazeera. The woman is Wafa Sultan, an Arab-American psychologist from Los Angeles. Catch it while the link is still alive.

Great away win for the bums tonight, with a 1-0 victory over Chesterfield. Billy the Fish banged in a goal in the 13th minute, elevating Scunny to ninth place. Dizzy [...]

Looking at different photos of Bertie over the years, did you notice the way his nose seems to be getting longer? Did you notice that at all? I must say, [...]

It's very simple. Hospitals should have a form for you to fill out, and it should read as follows: Do you want to be treated – yes or no? No? [...]

I'm not answering what I got for my holy communion money, my confirmation money, what I got for my birthday, what I got for anything else. What I got personally [...]

I got another call from Wrinkly Joe, just this evening. An excited call. Excited, elated and proud. You see, Joe has always been a firm believer in the concept of [...]

You know those little forms the postman leaves when he can't deliver something? They mean only one thing – trouble. In my case, they mean another visit to court because [...]