Scunts

Scunthorpe secured a defeat against Rotherham by cleverly giving away two handy goals in the first half. They now hold the coveted third-from-the-bottom position and look set to go all the way. This is much more reassuring than their last season, which they started with a worrying winning streak.

Seasoned Scunthorpe supporters can now relax, knowing that the Universe is restored to its tranquil order and the Bums are back to their usual useless selves.