I don't mean this to be offensive. Is that all right? No offence intended. I was just wondering how you qualify to compete in the Special Olympics. There's probably a [...]

There's a report on the front page of today's Irish Times about a murder. It says: Neighbours who found the body of an 83-year-old man in Dublin said his throat [...]

Scunthorpe managed another magnificent 2 – 2 draw, with Crewe Alexandra. This means that after three games, they have two points. Another glorious start to another great season for Scunthorpe [...]

I see that some people in Britain are getting upset about the idea of passenger profiling at airports. What's passenger profiling? Well, it's not something you'd need a genius on [...]

Johnny sent me this from the States. You might enjoy it. I hope it offends somebody.

I'm not yet completely familiar with this latest terrorist extravaganza and I'll therefore withhold judgement about what the police have said. I don't know anything about the plot, or about [...]

Have you noticed the number of fat knackers around these days? No, sorry, I don't mean overweight people. I mean fat fuckers trailing a string of fat fucker kids behind [...]

Scunthorpe were winning but managed to give away a late goal to salvage a draw against Swansea. Good old Scunts.

I had a glance at the Nut's rant the other day, and you know, he really does make a very valid point about people with hats driving cars. He's right, [...]

I went into Tesco a little while back, to buy some shit or other. I don't know what it was. Some useless fucking crap that I didn't need, no doubt, [...]