Tonight, I thought I'd start by bringing you a few quotes from the great man, Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh. No introduction needed. Here we go:- "… and Brian Dooher is down [...]

Scunthorpe United are now second last. If the last team in the league, Rotherham, hadn't started with a ten-point penalty, Scunthorpe would be at the very bottom of the table. [...]

Well, doesn't time fly? Here we are and the Christmas season is upon us again, with the shops playing lovely Christian carols like Jingle Bells, and Chipmunk Christmas and Working [...]

Who should America invade next? What the ordinary citizen thinks.

Do you think they'll charge any more people in Britain? Do you remember seeing that kind of security convoy before? Do you think the people in these paddy-wagons might be [...]

You're a good footballer. Since you were a nipper, you've been the best player your mates ever knew, and they still talk about how brilliant you were when you were [...]

The Bullet went off out the country someplace and came back with a small dog. "It'll be great," he says. "Satan's terrier will love him." "Satan's terrier will fucking eat [...]

Scunthorpe secured a defeat against Rotherham by cleverly giving away two handy goals in the first half. They now hold the coveted third-from-the-bottom position and look set to go all [...]

You'll remember Mr Justice Frederick Morris, chairman of the Morris Tribunal, investigating the Donegal guards. Well, he hasn't gone away, you know. Yesterday, his reports on three modules of his [...]

I saw a news item last night in which somebody said that the great new epidemic now sweeping the world is obesity. It seems that in every country of the [...]