I was lying on the floor, face down and covered in blood, which is the approved way of listening to my favourite loyalist band, the Electric Prods, when the news [...]

This will disgust you, or at least I hope it will. It certainly disgusted me. With any luck, it might even make you vomit. Over the past few days, I've [...]

Is there some way to exaggerate this?

I had a further chat tonight with Martin the Nurse about the begrudgery question. You might remember that I was proposing to establish a chair of Comparative Begrudgery at the [...]

I nearly didn't bother watching the World Cup at all. I nearly lost all interest in soccer after the Heineken Cup, and my prejudice was nearly confirmed by some of [...]