I was out walking on Wimbledon Common recently after Federer destroyed that English guy, when I noticed two smallish furry creatures arguing. They seemed to be a couple, and the [...]
Hyperzenchef demands murderThe demands from Hyperzenchef are becoming more urgent by the day. Here's some samples: 1. Can you do something about Ryan Fuckhead Tubridy, he's an annoying cunt? 2. I accidentally [...] |
The definite artisticleLet me just ask you this, if you don't mind. I'll just mention this small thing to you that has pissed me off for years, even though by any standards [...] |
Fanta macht freiJust as I mention Hyperzenchef slugging Fanta, something comes back to me about that brand of soft drink. Wasn't it to do with the Nazis? That's right, I remember now. [...] |
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Boring Swiss bastardsDid you see that game tonight between Switzerland and Ukraine? Did you ever see anything so boring in your whole life? I ended up temporarily losing the power to my [...] |
Cookery mattersSomebody asked me if I was going to christen the new kitchen, and I said, yes, I was going to call it "Dermot". I think this has great possibilities, and [...] |
Vinnie JonesThe Bullet and myself were bored and went to see the new X-Men movie tonight. Vinnie was in the movie, so this picture of him making friends with Gazza seems [...] |
Dem bones dem bonesChrist, I'm bollixed. I decided that the only way to get some sort of shape on that goddam kitchen was to invite a gang of scroungers over for grub and [...] |
A little less pressure tonightI don't know if this story is true or not, but I picked it up somewhere, I like it and I thought I'd share it with you. This legend, the [...] |
Haircut 100I was intending to just let this go, but I can't. It's too good. There's so much horse-shit going on among all the protagonists in this thing that I have [...] |

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