My lawyer, Gonad the Ballbearian, isn't a 300-pound Samoan, but you can't have everything. He ran away from the circus to become a lawyer but ended up working in Limerick, [...]

This is going to be a quick one. Only the sad old hippies amongst us will remember the early Tyrannosaurus Rex albums, and so I must address this question to [...]

What the fuck is wrong with McDowell? Goebbels? Fucking Goebbels? Do you know something, I'm really starting to despair of Irish politicians. You hear all this shit about Irish wit [...]

I see that the membership of an Garda Siochana are upset at the prospect of our having a police reserve. They don't think it's a good thing to have amateurs [...]

I was talking to a friend of mine tonight, over a few pints, discussing the great victory at the weekend, and how we didn't actually win at all considering the [...]

Tie. I. I. I. I'm. Is on my side.Tie. I. I. I. I'm. Is on my side. That's the Rolling Stones. And, Mick, I'm sorry to tell you that tie [...]

I know. What a load of shite. I know. It's the blog equivalent of putting on Alice's Restaurant and fucking off for a smoke, like Ronan Collins used to do, [...]

Today, I think I'll share with you one of the works of William Topaz McGonagall, a man widely acknowledged to be the worst poet who ever lived. This fine example [...]

You know Feng Shui? Of course you do. Anyway, I don't want to talk about Feng Shui. I want to talk about the fucking eejits who correct your pronunciation of [...]

There's a hurley in my bathroom. Why is there a hurley in my bathroom? I noticed it just now when I went to wash the blood and dog-drool off my [...]