In the morning, we hit the road for Dublin, me and the kid and about eight million other Limerick people as well. Better make sure the old red shirt isn't [...]

Question: What's the difference between Serbian, Croatian, Serbo-Croat and Bosnian? Answer: None. Linguistically, it's about the same as the difference between Dublin English and Cork English, except there's no Yugoslav [...]

Today's hilarious episode of the Morris Tribunal brought us Sgt John White's testimony, in which he revealed a deep understanding of human emotion. Evidence had been given earlier that Mrs [...]

I love Lidl. Their special offers are just great, and they manage to keep us in a constant state of joyous expectation, but it would be hard to beat next [...]

Years and years and years ago (cos I'm incredibly old, and can remember such things) there was an American series on TV, called The Invaders. A Quinn-Martin production, like Rockford, [...]

The Morris Tribunal took a further twist today when Garda Joan Gallagher denied ever having done anything. Throughout the questioning, Gda Gallagher addressed the Tribunal in the Garda Dialect. "I [...]

Driving to Galway this morning, I noticed a sign: Welcome to Clarinbridge. Home of the Oyster. Wait a minute. The Oyster? Wasn't that one of those Dublin criminals, like the [...]

It was another day of dramatic developments at the Morris Tribunal. In an emotional statement, Detective Sergeant John White denied breaking wind in a suspect's face. "Read my lips," said [...]

I stopped smoking about three years ago. It was one of the few good decisions I've made in my life and, since that day, I haven't missed cigarettes at all. [...]

I was chatting to a friend yesterday, as one does, and he mentioned that somebody was dead. I knew he was wrong, but even though I was the one correcting [...]